In a world not that different from ours, a big fat tyrant called Brash Limpblob rules the airwaves.
People fear his fetid mouth, which spews a constant stream of insults. He is particularly rude to all the fair maidens of his realm, which he calls, Feminazis … and that is when he is trying to be nice.
Brash Limpblob has a weakness though … he has an irrational fear of Birth Control Pills. Some think that it is due to his Mother once telling him that, had she had access to birth control, he would certainly not be here.
With the help of your birth-control-pill machine-gun, you may put an end to this tyrant. The more you hit him, the more sponsors will walk away from him! Use your ammo wisely. After all, you only have 28 bullets, and your health plan does not currently cover birth control pills… yet.
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